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E-mail: Director@inventorsconnection.org
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What have you done for me, lately?
Everything about seeing some other guy slipping on a banana peel and falling over and getting hurt is funny - to eveyone else, except the guy who falls down.

We humans got to laugh - and I guess it keeps us from crying - and it helps us survive the things that make us cry.

-- Yeah, yeah, you want it now and you say that if I don't give it to you, you've got a million other people who will. - You say that I don't know how important you are? - You say that I'm very lucky to have you here. -- Sure! Let me tell you one of my stories (to put YOU down):

-- There is this here couple, you see, Harry and Maude. -- They're sittin' at their kitchen table. - Harry is finishin' off his cup of coffee and reading the want-ads. -- You see, Harry is outa work.

-- Maude says to Harry: "Harry, love, why doncha call in your favors? That buddy, Johnny, you saved back in that World War you fought, owes you a big favor. He's doin' all right. - He owes you his life and he owes you a lifetime job. Go, - look him up."

-- "That's been over twenty years ago, Maude. He's too much above me to even remember me. I don't sees me askin' him for no favors."

-- "You listen to me, Harry, you go to his big plant and you tell him!!"

[This is my quick version of this story,]

-- Harry drives to this guy's plant. (Oh, boy, he must be loaded! He's on twenty-six acres with big signs, "Jonn T. Moneybags, Conglomerates" The signs are so big that they underline them with "New York - London - Paris - Berlin - Tokyo - Hong Kong - Mexico City." -- THAT'S BIG !!

-- I'll skip over the part where he's passed Security. He's been sent to the Executive Office on the 23rd Floor; he's gotten ushered into the unbelievable - plush and mahogany-and-exotic-wood panelled office of "J.T. Moneybags." - Why, he's so 'tops' that his two private outer-office secretaries bow to him and say, "Yes, J.T." - "Of course, Mr. Moneybags," to whatever he says. And you can just bet that they do it right-away. --

(Look, don't rush me, I'll get to it. I'm telling it right -- that's all I'm doing.. I'm fleshing it out.. a little ;-)

"You see all this? It's not mine." ... "It's on loan." ... "They made this company and gave it to me to run." ...
"I have to answer to my Directors."
-- Harry trembles, but goes on: "I guess you've come back from the War and done all right for yourself, Johnny?" (Harry tries to make a joke of it, but doesn't know if it's funny or not?)

-- "It's Harry, isn't it?" .. "That will be all, Miss Frump," he says to the Secretery as she leaves, then closes the door behind her.

-- "It's John now, not Johnny, make a note of it. - It's John T. Moneybags III." He takes Harry's arm and leads him over to the window overlooking his vast property. "Let me tell you something. You see all this? It's not mine. .. You see this office? Yes, it's my office, all right, but it isn't really mine, either. It's on loan. .. It's my grand-daddies and my daddies. They made this company and gave it to me to run. - They're out on their big yacht, off their island in Greece, enjoying "The Good Life." Why, Harry, you have it better than me. .. I'm a tied prisoner in a plush palace. You, Harry, can go and come as you damn-well please. You are your own boss. I have to answer to my Directors. They, "Dow-Jones" and the Stockholders, they own this company. I have to answer to lawyers, accountants, the tax people, the people out there. - And it's "give me this and I'll take that." - Everyone wants something from me: -- My wife. My children. My grandchildren. John T. Moneybags I and II. -- To Charities that want money. To "Foundations," you know? To Senators and Congressmen. --- The World thinks I owe it a living." -

A cut diamond sparkles when placed under a clear bright light.

Setting it upon a black velvet cloth makes it desireable.

-- "But, Johnny, eh, John, I came here to ask you a favor. You can remember! I saved your life. -- We were under attack and the bombs were falling and the bullets were flying and any minute we could've been killed in that muddy foxhole! Any minute it would be curtains. - That, that handgrenade landed and we could have been blown to bloomin' pieces, to smithereens, and it would have been our last. And I threw myself over you and shielded you. -- I was wounded, badly, and was in re-hab for seven months and you were saved. - I heard they sent you back home, a hero, and gave you a Purple Heart. - They said that YOU Saved my life. -- I got one, too, a Purple and a couple of Bronze Medals, but that doesn't matter. I'm just glad I got back, alive. - PLEASE, JOHN-NEE, I NEED A JOB."
An "Idea Person" is an uncut diamond in the rough.

I ask you,
"What do you wish to be?"

Become an IASL Member to become cut and polished.

-- "What do you mean? Harry? You think I owe you? It's been twenty-three years since I've seen you. You could have been dead for all I know? "What have YOU done for Me, lately?"

* * "The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it." -- Bertrand Russell, The Philosphy of Logical Atomism

-- Everything about seeing some other guy slipping on a banana peel and falling over and getting hurt is funny - to eveyone else, except the guy who falls down. -- Pain is funny. - The kid with the aching tooth with the knotted handkerchief around his swollen jaw; that's funny. - Everything, when you want it to be, is funny. - We humans got to laugh - and I guess it keeps us from crying - and it helps us survive the things that make us cry.

-- There is a point I want to make.. But as I think this over, I think of many things.. And you should too. ::::: I didn't waste your time, (time is money), you really did need to take a break with this jog in that road. You really did need to take this detour. You will be a better person for it. -- Robert Scheinkman, 08/11/2004

-- They say,
"A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing." --

KEEP LEARNING

A lot of knowledge will provide you more use.

-- For even diamond chips will have good purpose. They serve to polish bigger gemstones.

Knowlege does not go to waste.

-- "The Engagement Factor: Four Ways to Use Your Customers to Boost Innovation (and Profits!) at Your Company" -- "The best way to ensure your company will be a success is to deliver more than your share of customer value"
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-- -- -- -- COMPANY RULES -- -- -- --

-- SICK DAYS:
-- We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
-- SURGERY:
-- Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
-- PERSONAL DAYS:
-- Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays and Sundays.
-- VACATION DAYS:
-- All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25
-- BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
-- There is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour earlier, provided your share of the workload is done enough.
-- OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH:
-- This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.
-- RESTROOM USE:
-- Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.
-- LUNCH BREAK:
-- Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain the average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. Sondra gets none.
-- DRESS CODE:
-- It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

-- Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere. -- Have a nice week.
-- Management

Yesterday's Risktakers -- 1920-2009 -- -- THOSE BORN 1920-1979

-- AND BE SURE TO READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE --- IT'S VERY WELL STATED

-- TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

-- First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

-- They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

-- Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

-- We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

-- As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

-- Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

-- We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

-- We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and NO ONE actually died from this.

-- We ate cupcakes, white bread with real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because -- WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

-- We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

-- No one was able to reach us all day. And we were OK!

-- We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ridedown the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes, after running into the bushes a few times. We learned to solve the problem.

-- We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chatrooms.......

-- WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

-- We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

-- We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

-- We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes. ;-)

-- We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

-- Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. - Imagine that!!

-- The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

-- These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

-- The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

-- --> We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! - And if YOU are one of them - CONGRATULATIONS!

-- You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.

-- While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.

-- Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

-- The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

-- "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

Subject: The Positive side

Living on Earth is expensive,
But it does include a free trip
Around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
Depends on what side of the
Bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
The more you have,
The longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
Didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
Are often much jollier
Than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
With our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
How come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
To only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp, some are pretty,
Some are dull, some have weird names,
And all are different colors....but
They all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
Can enjoy the scenery on a detour. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-- -- The Difficulties in Licensing --

Once an inventor has completed an invention; been through the rigors of obtaining a patent; and then endured the process of making multiple marketing presentations, the time has come for what may be the most difficult step of all – negotiating and completing a license agreement with a business interested in commercializing the inventor’s invention.

For those unfamiliar with a license agreement, a license agreement provides a licensee with the right to make, use, and sell an invention. Without a license agreement, a maker, a user, or a seller of a patented invention would be guilty of patent infringement.

As an exchange for a promise not to sue for patent infringement, a licensee pays a royalty to the owner of the patent. Such royalties are most often based on an agreed upon royalty rate multiplied by the net sales of the patented product.

There are no generally accepted printed forms for an invention license agreement; however, many invention licensee agreements contain similar sets of clauses. Such clauses include;

1. Limitations, if any, on the licensee’s ability to make, use and sell an invention;
2. The royalty rate to include payment and sales reporting terms;
3. The manner of effecting a transfer of the technology;
4. The assistance provided to the licensee by the inventor;
5. Confidentiality of any proprietary information;
6. Predetermined behavior which may result in termination of the license agreement;
7. Pursuit of un-licensed infringers;
8. Defense of claims of patent infringement against the licensee;
9. Marketing activities of the licensee; and
10. An array of legal terms generally found in a contract (“boilerplate terms”)

All the foregoing parts of a license agreement must be negotiated. Typically most contentious is the royalty rate.

While many think that royalty rates in an invention license agreement are standard, such is not the case. There may be a down payment of advanced royalties paid to the licensor. Royalties paid may be limited by a floor (minimum royalties paid) or a ceiling (maximum royalties paid). Royalty rates may increase or decrease over time or change based upon sales. In some cases royalty rates are paid into an escrow account only to be opened if certain conditions are met.

A licensor will want to maximize royalties paid to enable recovery of the costs of invention development, patenting and an invention marketing program. A licensee will want to minimize royalties paid to recover the costs of invention development, manufacturing preparation, and a marketing program. Further cost recovery by a licensee may be necessary when there is a need to obtain approvals or endorsements from testing or consumer protection agencies such as Underwriters Laboratories or the United States Consumer Products Safety Commission. Once a license agreement has been signed, many licensors expect to find a continuous stream of checks written for ever increasing amounts in their mailbox. Unless a product is a run-away hit in the marketplace; the amount of money received in royalties is often disappointing to many creators of new products. The reason for this disappointment is a simple matter of arithmetic.

When a retailer sells a new product, the retailer seeks to achieve 50% of the retail price as profit to pay for the store, the employees and all other overhead items. Thus, the manufacturer-licensee receives about 50% of the retail price. Subtract taxes, the cost of returns, and sometimes shipping from what the manufacturer receives to arrive at a net sales number. It is the net sales number that is multiplied by the royalty rate, typically 1%-5%. Many inventor-licensors see only the size of their royalty check and feel that they are not receiving their fair share of sales. However, these inventor-licensors often overlook the cost of materials, the cost of marketing, and the profit that must be made by the licensee.

Even after doing the math some inventor-licensors still feel as if they are not receiving their fair share. In this case most license agreements contain an audit clause where the licensee must provide substantiation for the numbers appearing on the royalty checks.

In other cases, some inventor-licensors believe that the licensee is not doing an adequate job promoting the sales of the licensed product. In this case, some license agreements contain a “best efforts” or a sales minimum clause which allows the inventor-licensor to take an invention to another licensee. While taking an invention to another licensee may be worthwhile in the long run, the inventor-licensor is starting a whole new round of negotiations of terms to be included in the new license.

No matter how detailed or how binding the terms of a license agreement may be in the development, manufacture, and marketing activities of the licensee, the foundation of a license agreement is one of trust. Thus, no matter how good the terms of a license agreement, it is the mutual trust in the relationship between a licensor and a licensee that causes each party to look back on what they have done and call it a good deal.

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