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-- I've found that as bystanders, most of us would prefer to be witnesses and not be conscripted volunteers. We want to be left alone.. similar to those three 'posed' dumb monkeys: 'See No Evil' - 'Hear No Evil' and 'Speak No Evil'. -- In every society someone rises to the top to take charge and give out orders. -- Your 'Order' is: Pay your IASL Dues and come to our meetings--they are Your Meetings. -- "There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights: All fact collectors with no aim beyond their facts, are one-story men. -- Two-story men compare, reason, and generalize, using labors of the fact collectors as well as their own. -- Three-story men idealize, imagine, and predict. Their best illuminations come from above through the skylight."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes -- Who knows who will take your place when you don't come? How does it look to our Guest Speaker when you're not there? -- -- Thought of the day: --
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"Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think." --
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Benjamin Disraeli
1804-1881, British Statesman and Prime Minister
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-- "I'm giving you an offer you can't refuse." -- The Godfather, -- Thomas A. Edison -- > -- > In Italian; "MAFIA" means "Beauty, Excellence and Bravery" - "COSA NOSTRA" means "Our Thing" -- "You see things and you say, "Why?"
- But I see things, that never were; and I say, "Why not?" -- George Bernard Shaw: Back to Methuselah Part 1, Act 1 (1921)-- It will be no great sacrifice on your part -- for you to bodily show up to your once a month monthly IASL Meeting. It won't hurt you. It will be 'no skin off of your nose' to come for the three hours. -- "Nothing is particularely hard if you divide it into small jobs." -- Henry Ford -- "This brings it down to cases." -- replied Humphrey Bogart, in Sahara --- "O.K., "I'll pay.. I'll pay up -- but I'm telling you right here, you gotta promise me that I'll get more outta that invention thing than what I put into it." --- "R-i-g-h-t - Pay up the $55.00 - Later Renew at $35.00!"
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-- Greenbacks, moolah, shin-plasters, dead-presidents, buckskins, filthy lucre, big-bucks, rainy day money, socked away dough, pirates' booty, wife's dowery, get away money, vigorice, juice, blackmail, protection money, illicit money, sheckels, mad money, ill-gotten gains, the big slick, gelt, etc. --> Pass it over and we'll launder it for you.
--> You're too young to handle it yourself ;-)-- I've heard it said time-and-time-again by speakers: "By the same token, .." <-- What the hell does this mean?!! <-- <-- What are they saying - by any stretch of the imagination - calling a spade a Spade? -- Having become an IASL Member gives you a certain mis-aligned hierarchal status:-- First Level: Junior Nerd, otherwise known as an Apprentice Misfit
-- Second Level: Troubled Crackpot [male], Crazed Dingbat [female]
-- Third Level: Sophomoric Bon Vivant,
-- Seeking Truth & Justice
-- Top Level: Esoteric Expert, with the following initials embellished after name, CC&BW, Chief Cook & Bottle Washer ;-) -- "We are a nation of doers, inventors. That's who we are." -- John Katzenberger -- "If you've got it, you flaunt it!" -- Zero Mostel, in The Producers -- "Put your money where your mouth is. See!" -- Edward G. Robinson, in Key Largo -- "Look Ma! I'm king of the hill!" -- James Cagney, in White Heat -- "Look, Buster, ya pay up or I'll have ya swimmin' wit-da fishes an you'll be wearin' concrete boots." -- George Raft, in Pretty Boy Floyd
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-- "Any man that doesn't co-operate, -- I'll make sure he'd wish he'd never been born!" -- John Wayne
-- One of the most important things in life is 'showing up.' -- 'Paying Your Dues.' -- 'Contributing Your Share.' -- 'Doing Your Duty.' -- 'Standing Up for What's Right.' -- 'Keeping Your Promise.' -- 'Defending Your Homeland.' -- 'Believing In Democracy and in God.' -- 'Pledging Your Allegiance.' -- YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN US --
--- THE INVENTORS ASSOCIATION OF ST. LOUIS -- "Some people think only intellect counts; knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship and empathy." -- Dean Koontz -- INVENTORS: We have a 'catchy phrase' to say when somone sends us onto the right pathway direction:
"Friend, you just saved my pass." ;-) -- "eSellerate: the complete way to sell your software" -- "PayDotCom.com" -- -- Fill in the blanks: - "Take a good healthy
__ __ __ __. You'll feel so much better." -- "Only 400 of Thomas Alva Edison's 1089 Issued Utility Patents were for electrical applications." --
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-- "Let every nation know whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty." -- John F. Kennedy -- "You can't handle the truth."
-- Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men-- -- "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning; unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt, First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1933 [Moving America out of the Depression.]-- -- "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." -- H.G. Wells -- -- "The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty." -- Abraham Lincoln -- -- "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein
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http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/com/annual/2004/060402_table2.html
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