"Dr. Frankenstein, I presume?" -- Pinch me - I'm ALIVE!
"Yes, come inside and you will meet the Monster."
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-- Nobody knows everything, nor can tell you everything -- "There are real live experts 'out there' with true, honest answers, willing to help you."
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--> Mark Twain once said, "The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is to read the obituary column in my local newspaper. If I don't find my name in there, I start my day." -- And just about everyone alive is looking for their fifteen minutes of fame. -- If they do get their names in the papers, they feel like rich notables or heros. -- Ferinstance: -- "The largest obituary ever written was in The New York Times and was during the height of the Depression; 4-1/2 pages long, for Thomas Alva Edison." That brought color back into his cheeks and took him out of his depression.. He felt years younger.. his old bones were invigorated and ALIVE!!
-- "Scientists race to unlock secrets of immortality - Health" -- -- "FOXNews.com - Creepy 'Terminator' Robots Force Us to Face Future - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News" -- -- "Robots to Replace Native English Teachers" --
STROKE: Remember the 1st Three Letters.... S.T.R.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE - Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR - Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. - Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S * Ask the individual to SMILE.
T * Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) - (i.e. "It is sunny out today.")
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 911 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. New Sign of a Stroke ---- ---- Stick out Your Tongue - Ask the person to 'stick' out
his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the
other, that is also an indication of a stroke. A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved."
-- "He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
-- Joseph Heller
-- "Robot helps stroke victims to grasp objects" --
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Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of
Ohio. One day I told a long-suffering friend, "You know,
the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first
man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on
the moon was from Ohio."
"Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,"
he observed.
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-- Join the IASL and we'll see what we can do about satisfying your notable obsessive craving. We might even turn YOU into a Multi-Millionaire? :-)) Yeah--Right 8-]
-- "For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough
to make a fool of himself." -- Robert L. Stevenson -- Nobody knows everything, nor can tell you everything -- and I'm not young enough to know everything. :-)) -- Because "Invention" is in a state of being invented everyday."
-- There are real live experts 'out there' with true, honest answers, willing to help you. {8)) -- "When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
-- Live your life so that when you die, the world cries, and you rejoice." - Old Indian saying
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---> > Alive: > Temporarily metabolically abled.
--> > Short: > Vertically challenged.
-> > Wrong: > Differently logical.
> > Ugly: > Cosmetically different.
> Dead: > Living impaired.
Worst: > Least best.
-- Thought of the day --
-- "It's not what you do once in a while; it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference." --
Jenny Craig, Diet Specialist
-- "Software to plan your life by - International Herald Tribune" -- "Imagine that you are on a business trip and your computer discovers that your flight will be late. It automatically reschedules your dinner in New York, informs your three guests of the change and tells you they have been notified."
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"When you became a leader you took charge in changing your destiny."
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-- You will find that doing nothing will cost you money. Do something useful with your lives. Stop crying about "Why don't they.." The fact is: When you were born, the first thing they did was to slap you on the toosh to get you to cry. This put air in your lungs so that you could breathe and become alive. -- "You've been crying ever since. Control yourselves." -- In the Military they have a trite saying: "If he ain't bitchin' - he doesn't feel he's alive." -- When you became a leader, you took charge in changing your destiny. -- The inventor produces a destiny.. He or she creates the product for the manufacturer when a manufacturer steps in when needed, -- to then hand the product off to the large distributor and wholesaler, -- to the ultimate retailers who sell to the end users. -- Of course there's the many others who benefit from your invention: the sales marketeer and his agents, the insurance broker, plant superintendants, foremen, production workers in the factory; the product packers, warehousemen, vehicle drivers, repair mechanics, office workers, the tax collector, etc. -- And then you need to deal with advertising and sales promotion. -- Which brings in accountants and legal advisors. -- Whether you sell one item or shut down for a day or week, the rent goes on. -- -- Heating, cooling, gas, electricity, grass cutting, painting, parking-lot striping, toilet tissue, cleaning products, etc. -- Have you gotten the idea that being in business is costly? It sure doesn't leave room for fatal mistakes. -- Thus the smart business budget with upscale computers having spreadsheets for inventory control, the damage that may happen, employee theft and strikes, product depretiation -- your competition forcing competative pricing and sudden obsolescence. -- Isn't it a wonder, when an inventor thinks that just because he invented the damn product, that he deserves 50% of the profit? -- No way!! Likely 5%
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"What do you mean when you say that you don't have time to invent?" -- -- IT IS YOUR DESTINY
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-- If you think living is expensive, try dying. -- No, you'd better not. -- The insurance companies tell you to become adequatly insured, and the undertakers are saying that you'll be dying to do business with them. Your best friends in the end will let you down. What do you mean when you say that you don't have time to invent?
-- -- IT IS YOUR DESTINY ---- "Olin School of Business: Experiential Learning"
-- "Olin School of Business: Entrepreneurship"
-- "Olin School of Business: Entrepreneurship Overview" -- -- "eag - Entrepreneur Advertising Group - Kansas City, MO" --> Helping the Dream -- SMALL BUSINESS INNOVATION RESEARCH -- -- --> Thought for the Day --
-- "Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says. 'Make me feel important.' Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life." -- Mary Kay Ash
1918-2001, Founder of Mary Kay Cosmetics
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"..with my brains and your money--we could go far.."
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-- Consider this, that with your brains and my money--or was that with my brains and your money--we could go far? Whatever? -- "One only needs two tools in life; -- WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." -- G. Weilache -- "Buildingprototypesite2" -- -- Run Faster. Ahead of the others. -- When you are not the lead dog of the pack, the scenery never will change for you. -- "Social Networking Goes To The Dogs" -- -- Pinch me - I'm ALIVE!
"Here's something fascinating. Honda has announced it's developed technology that links a person's thoughts to a machine. It uses brain signals to control a robot's movements, to which Al Gore said, 'Been there, done that.'" -- Jay Leno -- "A Virtual Travel Agent With All the Answers - New York Times" -- "BBC NEWS | Technology | Camera 'looks' through clothing" --
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"When I get through with you, you'll wish you could live to one-hundred years"
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-- Running can tire one out. When I get through with you, you'll wish you could live to one-hundred years; even trying to live to one-hundred and twenty years. -- And if you die sooner, I'll see that you get your money back. ;-) -- "Create a mental picture. Most people find that images capture their attention and remain in their memory better than words. When you hear a fact that you would like to retain, try to make a mental picture of it."-- Bottom Line Personal-- "Senile Virus ~ Grandma Faith's Website" --
-- "My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be." --
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-- A tale is told of a wealthy King of Persia who had more riches than he could ever spend in a lifetime. He was worried and pondered the thought that he would not live long enough to enjoy the glory of his huge wealth. -- The King called forth his benevolent soothsayer and commanded him: "Tell me oh gifted Swami, how long will I, your illustrious King live, and when will I ultimately die?" -- The seer, not wishing to die a horrible fate for uttering the wrong longevity words -- at that moment or any time thereafter, said, -- "Allah Be Praised, oh mighty and glorious potentate; you of a thousand wonders; mightier than all your many lowly subjects,,, will live for an abundance of years. And will die - surely you will not live forever - you will die the following day after the day I, your humble servant, am destined to die." -- -- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
:: Spades - King David ::::::::::::::::::
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Hearts - Charlemagne ::::::::::::::::::::
:: Clubs - Alexander, the Great ::::::::::
:: Diamonds - Julius Caesar ::::::::::
-- "Once a King, always a king, but once a [k]night is enough." ;-)
Missouri Technology
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INVENTIQUE
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Frank Landamore
Subject: Inventique - free monthly newsletter of the Wessex Round Table of Inventors
Date: Sunday, June 29, 2008 6:25 PM
I am the editor of Inventique, the free e-mailed monthly newsletter of the Wessex Round Table of Inventors, which includes academics, engineers, entrepreneurs, hobby inventors and scientists among its membership and is based at Southampton Solent University here in England.
The WRTI's Patron is Trevor Baylis, and Inventique's guest columnist this month is Sir James Dyson.
As an invention-related organisation, and to ensure you receive the next free issue of Inventique, I have taken the liberty of adding your email address above to the mailing list as (you can unsubscribe from the e-alert with one click of your mouse whenever you wish).
You may be interested to know that Inventique, which actively promotes entrepreneurial inventors, aspirational products and innovative companies relating to science, engineering & technology, is e-mailed free of charge to thousands of subscribers every month - inventors, clubs, R&D centres, universities, government departments, SMEs, product designers, innovation agencies, business angels etc - and enjoys a significant international readership. We welcome news releases and pictures of innovative new products for consideration.
The WRTI website http://www.wrti.org.uk/ receives thousands of visits every month, and its 'Inventors Links' page comprises the most comprehensive source of information on the web for inventors, entrepreneurial innovators and small and medium-size companies. To join Inventique's free mailing list or search back issues, click here:
http://www.wrti.org.uk/newsletter.htm
I'd be grateful if you could forward this information to clients, colleagues and associates to whom it might be of interest.
With kind regards,
Frank
Frank Landamore, Inventique Editor
42 South Way, Lewes, East Sussex BN7 1LY
England Tel: +44 (0)1273 475 184
editor@wrti.co.uk
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