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snoitnevnI\srotnevnI = Quiddity = Inventors/Inventions
Description of Service:

You want Service..
do you?
The only Service you'll get will be at your Funeral!!
;-))

--> Here is a word I bet you didn't know? "Quiddity" It means: That which gives anything its specific uniqueness; essential nature -- an odd characteristic of something or someone, eccentricity -- stuff, essence -- being, gist.

-- "Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance." --

-- "Japanese Robot Eats Snow, Poops Out Bricks of Ice" --

-- "Kim Komando's Video of the Day * Blog Archive * Water Painting" --

-- "the [non]billable hour: Advertise, and clean up!" --

-- "Weird Things to know.doc" --

--> "Electronic Nose"

-- DEFINITION: "A Mistress is the subjectively deft conjunction administered between a Mister and his Mattress. This is not to be confused with the cleft definition of Virgin Forest, i.e., "Never been axed."

-- WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONNAIRE?
-- Place in the correct order the following inventions from the earliest to the latest:
A. Paper Clip2 B. Typewriter1
C. Laptop Computer4 D. Xerox Copier3

--> "The typewriter was invented before the fountain pen."

--> "The cigarette lighter was invented before the match."

-- -- "Uses for WD 40.doc" --

-- -- "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." --
Mark Twain

-- "Those who do not remember the past are condemmed to repeat it." -- Fanatic
Cult Leader, Jim Jones, Peoples Temple

The only way to keep a Patent alive is to feed it money.

--> "Laura Lennon of the Office of the Budget said that 78% of the Maintenance Fees [for the USPTO] due at 3-1/2 years are paid. [That] 55% of those due at 7-1/2 years [are paid], and only 33% are paid at 11-1/2 years. -- Note this: Ed Kazenske [Edward R. Kazenske, Deputy Assistant Commissioner for Patents] said this was in line with the way technology advances. "Almost 80% of the patents are 'dead' at the end of 12 years" he said. [Because] "Technology has advanced and overcome them." {Found in an article in Inventors' Digest.}

-- -- It is up to YOU to follow through with paying the Maintenance Fees..
If you pass the grace period of the allotted 6-months, you'll pay the PTO an extra $65.00 within the next 6-months to keep your Utility Patent. And that's it!

-- Forget to pay, encumbered from paying on time, or inconvenienced trying to pay within that 6-months, then you'll pay a great deal more or your patent lapses. It will go public for the world to use it at will 'for free.' -->

-- For instance: The Surcharge for 2008-09 after expiration - when the Late payment is unavoidable...$700.00 --> Surcharge after expiration, when the Late payment is unintentional...$1,640.00 --> Keep Alert. These amounts will jolt you awake!!

-- "The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but has no vision." - Helen Keller

-- "Expired Patents for Failure To Pay Maintenance Fees" --> -->
-- "2501 Introduction [R-2] - 2500 Maintenance Fees

"Ladies and Gentlemen; Get your money's worth..
When inside the tent, be sure to visit the Egress.."
- P.T. Barnum
--------------> ------->
The Showman, P.T. Barnum, had so many paying customers inside his Freakshow Tent, that to move them out to get more in, he used the above statement. - An Egress is an Exit. When the people used his door that said Egress, they found themselves on the outside. They thought it was so funny a practical joke that they told their friends, "Be sure to see that Big Egress." The jokesters waited for them as they soon came out the Egress. Ha! Ha! Ha!

-- --> Confucius says: "The essence of knowledge is having it to apply it; not having it to confess your ignorance." {:-<

-- --> "Toy and Game Inventor's Handbook"

-- --> "Riddles.com" -- --

-- -->"All men by nature desire knowledge." -- Aristotle, Metaphysics

-- --> "The American Inventors Protection Act of 1999" --> On November 29, 1999, Congress passed the AIPA, which for the first time imposed a duty on Invention Marketing Companies to disclose information to prospective clients before they sign contracts. Specifically, a company must disclose: 1. The number of customers who contracted with the promoter over the last 5 years. 2. Total number of inventions evaluated by the promoter in the past 5 years. 3. The number of these inventions which received positive and negative evaluations. 4. The total number of these customers who received a net financial profit as a distinct result of the promotion services by the promoter. 5. The total number of customers who have received license agreements for their inventions as a direct result of the promotion services by the promoter. 6. The names and addresses of all previous invention promotion firms with which the invention promoter or its officers have been affiliated for the last 10 years.

Don't be Fooled. Head the Warnings:
-- "A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake." -- --> -- -->

--> Any customer who has contracted with a promoter and has been injured by an omission to state any of these facts, or any statement by the promoter's actions to have been willfully taking other complaints into account, the damages may be trebled.
-- These provisions took effect on January 29, 2000. -->

-- -- If you ever have the misfortune to fall into the trap of one of those devious devils: -->
Call the Attorney General of your State and the Federal Trade Commission (FTC). Get in touch with the Police Bunko Squad.
--> And the Better Business Bureau --
-- "BBB Information System (BIS)" --
-- Trademark Attack --"BBB Obtains Consent Judgements Totaling $975,000 Against Travel & Resort Company"

-- -- "A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake." -- Confucius

-- -- "Scammed Info Page" -- --

-- "What is dictionary attack?" --

"The unscrupulous idea developers/marketeers will bamboozle you.
-- If you want to be entertained in fantasy, go to them. -- Get out of the bright gene pool."
-- "They have the unfortunate 'losers' money' to put on their deceptive radio and tv infomercials."
--> --> The unscrupulous idea developers/marketeers will bamboozle you. They will make you feel that your "idea" is invincible in the marketplace. That they have never seen anything as promising. - They have the unfortun-ate 'losers' money' to put on their deceptive radio and tv infomercials. Can you read between the lines? If you want to be entertained in fantasy, go to them. -- Get out of the bright gene pool. --> Rub the magic lamp -- abra cadabra -- but don't expect a magic genie to come out and grant you three wishes. :-)

-- 1, 2, 3, "Guidance, Tools & Manuals" --

-- -- "Who's more foolish -- the fool, or the fool who follows him?" -- Obi Won Kenobi

-- -- "The supreme end of education is expert discernment of all things -- the power to tell the good from the bad, the genuine from the counterfeit and to prefer the good and the genuine to the bad and the counterfeit." -- Samuel Johnson

Now You'll Know Something That Others Don't Know - And Ask, "So-What" ?? http://www.ftc.gov/ftc/offices.htm

-- -- Strange and Basically Useless Information --

The world is getting brighter.

Little girls start being mean to one another in preschool.

The plural of "octopus" is "octopodes."

You are more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than by a shark.

Laughing out loud for 10-15 minutes a day burns 10-40 calories.

Taking regular showers can cause brain damage.

Peas are fruit.

Some fish hum.

The Scrubbing Bubbles are a more popular fictional bathroom character among males than the Ty-D-Bowl man.

George Washington never had wooden teeth He did, however, own false teeth made from walrus tusks, hippo's teeth and even his own fallen-out molars, but they fit so poorly that he often drooled while wearing them.

9 million people worldwide share your birthday.

Archaeologists have been able to pop 1,000-year-old popcorn.

Queen Elizabeth owns a salt shaker that weighs 14 pounds.

Geckos' feet are self-cleaning.

Comets aren't hot.

Edmund Hillary, the New Zealander who climbed Mount Everest in 1953, was a beekeeper.

Mount Everest is two inches northeast of where it was a year ago.

The longest hiccuping attack lasted 65 years.

The longest sneezing fit lasted 978 days.

The longest yawning ordeal lasted five weeks.

Chickens are the closest living relative of the T. rex.