--> Or much dumber? --> Do it only after reading Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo - for you are being lead down the Primrose Path. --
I warn you, don't even think that you can understand the statements within "WAIS DOCUMENT RETRIEVEL" - and
"ANNALS OF IMPROBABLE RESEARCH" @ --> AIR

--> Relaxed enough? Then take our sweet pre-quizz and have a bite from a candybar: -- go to: --> Umm Good

-- One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks, "Does your dog bite?"
-- The old man replies, "No never."
-- When the man bends down to stroke the dog it immediately takes a snap at his hand.
-- The man says, "I thought you said your dog did not bite!"
-- "I did," replies the old man, "but this isn't my dog!"

-- Now to: --> A page of Mumbo Jumbo <-- THIS IS YOUR TEST. NOW TAKE IT! See if you can decode it after reading Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo.

>--> REMEMBER: -- IDEA -- RESEARCH -- DEVELOPMENT -- FORTUNE --> YOUR FUTURE
>>> --> Jellybread Patent Information --

DR. GERTRUDE ELION: Because I'm very interested in teaching people about what science has done for them and what it can do. Without an educated populace, there will be no support for basic research. People tend not to support what they don't understand. I particularly want to reach out to young people. In fact, I am out talking to them constantly, trying to make them realize how thrilling science can be and how fulfilling it is to be able to cure sick people. I don't think anyone tells them that. I think we need to.

-- "Made For Mom (home of The Snack-Trap) Parent Invented Products" --

-- "6 Ways to Develop Early Math Skill" --

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-- -- Thought of the day --

-- "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." -- Albert Einstein
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-- "Technology reshapes America's classrooms | Reuters" --

-- "Social websites harm children's brains: --
-- > > Chilling warning to parents from top neuroscientist" -- "A study by the Broadcaster Audience Research Board found teenagers now spend seven-and-a-half hours a day in front of a screen."

-- An inventor is persistent and never gives up. ;-) Go to: www.InventNet.com

-- "In 1951, Mr. Potato Head was the first toy to be advertised on television."

-- "Slumdog Millionaire was a great movie. --> Here's additional clip videos:

-- "7 video games kids should not play - Tips and Advice for Parents and Families" --

-- "In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength but by perseverance." -- H. Jackson Brown, Author of Life's Little Instruction Book

-- -- Financial Future Challenge -

-- "BKFK Competition - The NYSE Financial Future Challenge, sponsored by the New York Stock Exchange Foundation and K12 - Kids Inventing Financial Solutions" --
-- "Learn How to Enter [NYSE Financial Future for Say It] at Idea Locker BKFK" --

-- "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." -- John F. Kennedy

-- -- Thought of the day --

-- "Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not." --

Thomas Huxley 1825-1895, Biologist and Educator

-- "An Easy Way to Donate Unwanted Gift Cards to Schools" -- "DonorsChoose.org: An online charity connecting you to classrooms in need"

-- "Deseret News | Universities will be 'irrelevant' by 2020, Y. professor says" --

-- "MBA Exam Tester Tosses Scores Over Web Cheating" --

-- "Wireless services add more parental controls - Back to School - ]MSNBC.com" --

-- "My Way News - No texting at dinner! Parenting in the digital era" --

-- -- Writing Home --

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on

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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

-- "Komando.com, Website for The Kim Komando Radio Show, Komando Kids" --

-->> "Entrepreneurship"

--> "Fast Track Derby Homestead" --> -->

~ A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties.
~ ‘They use him to keep crowds back,’ said Tommy.
~ ‘No,’ said Billy, ‘he’s just for good luck.’
~ Peter brought the argument to a close. ‘They use the dogs, he said firmly, to find the fire hydrants….'

--> Had enough yet? -- Give up? --> O.K. -- Read, "Galileo"

Someday you may get lonely and discouraged? Think of this and Cheer Up --
-- "The Rocket Car Legend" ~<8^)-

How I learned to mind my own business :

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'....

-- Thought of the day: --
-- "The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." -- Michelangelo Buonarroti, 1474-1564, Italian Renaissance Painter and Sculptor

--> "Inventing Trivia" --> Forgo the naysayers -- Go to: --> "Nay" "Nay" I say.
--> "Inventing Trivia" --> "Inventing, Fun, Facts and Trivia"

>--> "origin of terms.doc" --

-- "What Will We Look Like in 2050?" ----> "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible." -- Arthur C. Clarke, Technology and the Future --------------------------------------------------------> >

-- "A magic remote control that changes the channel with a flick of the wrist" --

-- "Online Conversion - Fun and Interesting Conversions" --

-- Keeping Up with the Kids -- "Videogames may do the aging brain good."

-- "Home - James Randi Educational Foundation" --

"Flops - They Almost Changed the World" - Many innovations flopped before they could get to market. Some ideas should never have been tried. But the inventive spirit refuses to give up.

-- Crazy Inventions? -- Perpetual Motion

-- Perpetual Motion is a true scientific puzzle, with set rules. - The device, once completed, has to move and continue forever or until parts were out without any assistance except from gravity, buoyancy, or magnetism. This rules out the schemes to use the daily variations in temperature and air pressure, or the constant motion of waves and tides. If the machine can do useful work, so much the better, but the machine does not have to be useful - it just has to keep going.

-- "Perpetual motion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" --

-- -- "You don't have to be crazy to be an inventor, but it helps." :-)

-- Fun Facts:
-- "Knock-knock Jokes, although relatively unheard of, were not heard until the invention of the door." -- David Letterman

-- "The name Disney is so covered with pixie dust that people often focus on the "the magic of Disney" part and forget the business side, but we have more in common with you than you might realize."

-- "Scientists create digital models of World Heritage sites" --

-- Rook, we're not perfect, sometimes Mumbo Jumbo does srip through. --
:-) ..porease no-lead --> Ha-So

-- "Where there is no vision, the people perish." - Proverbs 29:18, Bible

-- FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.

The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge.

After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'

Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned.

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

--> All you kids, look at the lighter side: --
--> "If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it through." -- Chinese Proverb

--> It could always get better: --> "NCIIA Accepting Proposals to Fund Student Inventions and Faculty Courses in Innovation" --> "Grants" -- NCIIA
-- Swanson Center for Product Innovation

-- "Banks go back to school with credit cards - Personal Finance - MSNBC.com" --

-- And to: --> "Eight Reasons Why No Student Should Go Through High School Without Taking Physics"

-- "The Casimir effect: a force from nothing (September 2002) - Physics World - PhysicsWeb" --

--> "Great Moments in Physics"

-- --> "Shortcomings of High School Physics Classes" -- --> "Science and Physics Related Careers"

-- Old Riddle: "What grows bigger the more you take from it?" - Answer: "A hole." -- Newer Answer: "The wellspring of ones knowledge."

"Education. People aren't dumb, but in a world as big and complicated as ours is, why are we still so routinely surprised by people's failure to grasp the basic mechanics of that world? The Jewish tradition champions education, and it's not just because literacy is a prerequisite for Torah study. Judaism understood earlier than most that an educated, informed population was better able to chart its best course. We understood that to allow somebody to remain uneducated wasn't an act of politeness, it was an egregious crime against that person. Why would any ethical human being allow another human being to live in ignorance and likely suffer from their ignorance?" -- Brad Pilcher
No, nobody understands the tax code
by: Brad Pilcher
Fri Mar 06, 2009 at 11:48:41 AM EST

-- "Maimonides' Eight Degrees of Charity" --

This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. -

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! -

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According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. -

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Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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